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Childhood Demotivational Poster


INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm, #239245
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...


TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm, #228114
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm, #227995
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm, #227992
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm, #227989
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm, #227977
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm, #227976
5 wait til your father gets homes


GOOD OL' DAYS -


TAGS: tricycle tag hide and seek childhood fun
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm, #187706
Excellent poster Aggy. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:46 am, #187666
Gold! 5L
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:42 am, #187663
Heh, heh. You funny guy.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am, #187660
Would've been eight hours had your KY not dried up.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am, #187659
Let me guess... you found a peep hole?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:39 am, #187657
Awww shucks, I only had 5 hours on the roof of a dive Mexican dance bar.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:36 am, #187653
10 fukkin hours today!
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:35 am, #187652
You've been out diggin' ditches today, haven't you?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:34 am, #187651
Alaska?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:25 am, #187643
You obviously didn't grow up in the Valley of the Neverending Sun.


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

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LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am, #226986
So very true.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood innocence naive love hate
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:29 pm, #205999
bump
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 1:50 pm, #196608
That'll help explain why you like your coffee black?
rerun - October 3, 2010, 12:04 pm, #196605

this one is being printed on quality paper, put in a frame & on the wall at work.
AdmiralAckbar - September 29, 2010, 12:55 am, #195957
oh my god, thank you
autumnspirit - September 29, 2010, 12:51 am, #195955
Beautiful!
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am, #195692
This one should be printed and sent to every political leader in the world!


CHILDHOOD - When you didn't have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.




THE DAY MY CHILDHOOD DIED -


TAGS: childhood death age car adult
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Cyberhagen - May 28, 2011, 12:07 pm, #219295
So true!
Master - May 28, 2011, 10:06 am, #219292
Got it in one!
ShadowSerpent - May 27, 2011, 12:59 pm, #219251
Oh man, I love this one. 5 crying adults. Never grow up, never surrender!
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:06 am, #219234
very nice! 5


FIRST WORLD POVERTY -


TAGS: tough childhood
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:34 pm, #233220
I always pour for the lady with the jug. Now if Gas chimes in stating she has more than twenty digits, I’ll need to make a run to the liquor store….. or I’ll end up blubbering my guts out in the shower…..
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 8:24 pm, #233219

~~~I have brown liquor~~~just don't mistake me for a dude, DUUDDDE~~~
mariand - April 13, 2012, 7:48 pm, #233216
OK, guys...check out the forum... Gary, there were times when I've asked myself, why you're so careful?...lol
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 7:11 pm, #233213
Yes, or at least participation in the forum thread "I like to know who I'm talking to" made by Porcelina... nudge nudge... Mariand... take note XD No worries, I'll double up and bring 2 for us both... d***
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:54 pm, #233212
Yeah, I’m thinkin’ one of those gender thingies would be quite handy ‘bout now…or a few months back….I’m too afraid to search back thru my comments on Mariand’s posters…..need another sh** M0rd? If so, get me one while yer up.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:41 pm, #233209
Gary, I'm right there with you, I'm on my way now, pour me a glass so long... Chrissake... Mariand... I am so sorry for thinking you were a female as well...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:18 pm, #233203
Yeah, that might be good…..at least to defuse this Crying Game thing that has taken possession of my frontal lobe…assumptions can be so d***ing at times….sorry pard, total misread
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:10 pm, #233201
hahaha... I think it's time to show my face... or to send a PM to Gary
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 5:06 pm, #233192
Ahem, well now...make that thank you LADDIE.....I need a drink, NOW
Hawamleh - April 13, 2012, 4:48 pm, #233191
he's a dude bro...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:46 am, #233162
Thank you, fine Lady
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:35 am, #233155
well done Gary


STORY OF YOUR LIFE -




SOME THINGS -


TAGS: childhood imagination to infinity sunwolf
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 7:44 am, #218748

awesome...fav'd. my fav collection is basically the AM collection...p'ffft
Greeny - May 19, 2011, 6:06 am, #218746
I beg to differ; while I didn't really have a costume to go with my wings,they did allow me to fly... just not very horizontally.
MPsniper - May 19, 2011, 5:07 am, #218745
stupid humans: WARNING, costume does not allow you to really fly.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am, #218743
I never had one ;(
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:13 pm, #218731
I did that once - how true it is
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 7:57 pm, #218725
Excellent. 5L Airman


CHILDHOOD - You have a new PC, X-Box, TV, games and you're bored We have a new Ball and having the time of our lives


TAGS: tough childhood
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

TheSanityInspector - June 25, 2013, 3:41 pm, #246989
On the other hand, Minesweeper isn't a computer game for him.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 10:14 pm, #233227
Thanks, much appreciated
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:02 pm, #233226
OOOH, yeah. 5core!


BEYBLADE -


TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am, #186180
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


INSTINCT -


TAGS: childhood marriage stupidity is learned
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am, #200394
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm, #200209
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm, #200207

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am, #199825
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am, #199675
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L


HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm, #219967
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am, #219938
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm, #219926
Sweet.. Fav'd


REALITY -


TAGS: childhood dreams reality ugly hammy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:57 pm, #202845
Nah My saying Goes More Like "Sobriety, Not even Once"
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:31 pm, #202825

meth...not even once.


REALITY -


TAGS: cabinet childhood hide
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:24 pm, #236388
Sure, send them right over :)
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:16 pm, #236385
Smokin'! Say, you wouldn't have one of those cabinets, would you? I know a few people who wouldn't be missed.


FORMATIVE -




PAIN -


TAGS: childhood adult
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 8:15 pm, #237414
Gawd...some days when I hear someone take some things way too literally or seriously, I just want to chuck their hypersensitive feelings into a woodchipper...
Chrysophase2003 - July 18, 2012, 3:04 pm, #237397
Tell that to the children of abusive parents and see if they think it's necessary.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm, #237370
Lmao
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:47 am, #237368
What the? I became a guest for a minute there. LOL.
- July 17, 2012, 11:45 am, #237367
No problem Sho, and well done.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:01 am, #237354
A thank you goes to Spacedog for sharing this awesome pic


IN MY DREAMS -


TAGS: calendar childhood fears basement light
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by gas

maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 9:47 am, #230517
Back In The 50's We Had A Basement Like That !
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:29 pm, #230483
not sure if I'll be able myself now with that image in my head.. ewwwww
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:17 pm, #230482
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:16 pm, #230481
lol, no! with the basement! xD
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:13 pm, #230480
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:11 pm, #230479
thx Greeny
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:10 pm, #230478
haha..that's what happens when you're not a native speaker. thx :) actually it was one of my recurrent nightmares as a child
Greeny - March 1, 2012, 9:06 pm, #230477
nice one gas
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:04 pm, #230476
(carebear BANNED)


OF COURSE YOU DID IT - You're an only child


TAGS: apes childhood parenting humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - January 8, 2012, 12:52 am, #227362

Thanks for the suggestion, but I have no idea what you're referring to. I am a total goober at this, just having a good time.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 8, 2012, 12:50 am, #227361
Try wigflip next time, it'll make it look better


CHILDHOOD ON TV -




THE BIG PICTURE -




THE TIME OF MY LIFE -




SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm, #152612
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am, #152580
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am, #152573
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm, #152555
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm, #152538
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm, #152525
Amsome, another great one Bone!


INNOCENCE - was eradicated the moment when Jimmy realized another way to use his hands




BACK IN THE DAY -


TAGS: fun childhood games imagination
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:56 am, #189240
Would say 10 rounds of Jose Cuervo, but can only give 5, so 5 it is
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 10:37 pm, #189154
5 sh**s for the old days.


CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - it builds character


TAGS: character childhood trauma rnr
Rating: 2/5

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DADDY - August 18, 2008, 3:25 pm, #15250
good trauma


Master Of The Universe -


TAGS: childhood memories growing up change life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 4, 2014, 1:46 am, #254060
LoL. :)
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:52 pm, #254054
I had a birthday card once with a similar pic saying if this doesn't kill us...mom will!
Greybeard - April 3, 2014, 7:36 am, #254050
Thank you. I really liked the foto. Reminds me of my childhood... :)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2014, 7:11 am, #254048

real nice. drop this over to motitwist as well. pretty sure they'd love this as well


MISERY -


TAGS: sad childhood
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

gas - April 10, 2012, 12:27 pm, #233026
agree! you should have keep it for the 12th of this calendar Igvernon
lgvernon - April 10, 2012, 10:55 am, #233024

Thank you!~
mariand - April 10, 2012, 3:02 am, #233014
nice one


MA WOULD BE SO PROUD -


TAGS: childhood trauma eharmony
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ragnar - May 10, 2012, 6:26 pm, #234463
HEY...I gotz one just like that :-)... we are "special"


CHILDHOOD - When every day has some magic in it


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 4.15/5

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SWEET CHILD O' MINE -


TAGS: dreams fantasy love childhood memory
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 6, 2013, 9:42 pm, #242239
Great music. To bad their ego's got in the way of their creativity. I was on the east-west German boarder from 85-89 during thier heyday.
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 11:46 am, #242224
This one takes me back to summer '87. 5Ls in the Paradise City


MOMMY DEAREST -




STAND BY ME -




HIDE AND SEEK -




MY BABYSITTER -


TAGS: childhood luck love herpes
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:22 am, #203790

and she was what, 16? she knew what she was doing
suenero - November 24, 2010, 10:03 am, #203785
The law in my neck of the woods stated that kids had to be 13 to stay home alone. So I got to see her in her panties while I hit puberty. Lucky me.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:36 am, #203778

a babysitter at age 10? You must have been a bad kid
suenero - November 24, 2010, 9:15 am, #203775
Reminds me when I was 10, of my babysitter, who walked around in her panties because she thought I was too young to notice. She was so wrong. 5L's
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:45 am, #203772
5 Casbahs


HAPPINESS AND CYANIDE -




GROWING PAINS -




CHILDHOOD - when protection meant wearing a helmet, war was only a card game and the only drug you knew was cough medicine.


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sound

Sound - March 28, 2010, 3:55 pm, #167552
thanks, I'm still kinda new to this so its home-run or miss with me
LogicDude - March 15, 2010, 1:37 pm, #164969
Quick story about "protection": My son is playing Little League and has to wear a cup "So you won't get hurt son"...1st Baseman takes a line drive to the elbow and crumples...EVERY kid in the dugout asks, "Was he wearing his cup?" All the Dads LOL'd!!!
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:52 am, #164928
Wow. Beautiful 5
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 10:04 am, #164920
Well Done! 5L
spacedog - March 14, 2010, 10:33 pm, #164854
Very nice Sound, 5Ls. I like the way you've maintained girls anonymity.


CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES -




THE BIGGEST LOSER -




VIRTUAL REALITY -


TAGS: gamers childhood airplane imagination happiness
Rating: 4.1/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:39 pm, #187515
HA! At least your not bragging about a wii, GS. 5Ls Aggy.
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:32 pm, #187513
pffft, my playstation is like my american express card...5L..never put on my pants with out it


PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers


TAGS: this looks a lot like my childhood cat max and really hits me
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:37 am, #154104
THE LEFTOVERS If you can't figure out how to open the fridge door, you might as well use them to frame the dog.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm, #154065
Nice work CpnKangaroo.


CHILDHOOD -




CHILDHOOD DREAMS - ever since she was little she wanted to be a plant


TAGS: eyebrows plant childhood dreams
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by penny

rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:35 pm, #163741

Hey Face, you know this chick?


SILENCE -


TAGS: childhood is fleeting
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:20 pm, #189179
More of a spicy alloy taste... if what I've heard from Naru is true.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 11:17 pm, #189177
The name Tartimaeus makes me sound like a wh***. And everyone knows that the Chinese taste of Soy sauce.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:13 pm, #189173
Really? Mine were always like a ramen seasoning packet.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:08 pm, #189170
Besides Aggy everybody knows that Chinese kids taste like cat.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:07 pm, #189169
Ok, Tartimaeus.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 11:04 pm, #189168
Last I checked my word was plural...and spelled with "t." T!
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:55 pm, #189162
Come on, Bart... we all know you meant "boy"
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:38 pm, #189155
What? The only other good rhymes I could think of were "bled" or "fed" and the sentences that went with those were gross.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:33 pm, #189151
LOL TTH!!! (I think Bart has shared too much)
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:25 pm, #189143
Chinese toys taste like lead,
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 10:20 pm, #189139
My johnson has gone from flesh-tone to red.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:06 pm, #189119
Atop the slide, I'm getting head.


REFLECTION -


TAGS: childhood tree house
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:27 pm, #219968
Wow that 5ting5.


BACK DOOR DELIVERY -


TAGS: tough childhood calendar birth ****tyassworld
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - April 13, 2012, 11:03 am, #233178
don't you love grandkids.. I got 4 myself.. but none on the immediate horizon
SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:17 pm, #233149
Back-door delivery is possible with back-door fertilization. Or are you telling me a hundred pr** flicks are doing something wrong?
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 8:35 pm, #233135
All a pleasure. Your grandkid? That is just awesome, just to think in a few years you can show them this pic :)
Greeny - April 12, 2012, 8:33 pm, #233134
Thanks - and that's grandbaby #5 in the oven there...
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:39 pm, #233114
I've been waiting for this one to come out so I can give it a 5L Greeny, excellent job


DIVORCE -


TAGS: start up left down childhood
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bovee - August 2, 2010, 3:26 pm, #187486
face it she'd take all that **** to.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:41 pm, #186526
You don't bring me flowers...anymore. 5L


OBJECTION -


TAGS: divorce marriage stepmom childhood bikini
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:49 am, #185564
Amsome aggy!
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:12 am, #185544
tagged with "bikini"?? lol
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am, #185525
Kept freezing up, too.
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:48 am, #185523
The Ex-Box was loose and stretch out anyways
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am, #185521
And she has a PS#, beause daddy got rid of the ex-box.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am, #185520
LOL!!!
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:40 am, #185519
Sit down! New Mommy is younger and can play with you more
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:26 am, #185515

omg....nice


EPIPHANY - That unexpected moment when unheeded advice meets first-hand experience




be a kid as long as you can -


TAGS: childhood adulthood joehill
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 29, 2014, 6:11 am, #254529
...where do I submit my resignation from adulthood, anyway? 5'd and faved.


And Dad was a hero not a human -


TAGS: childhood zusak
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2013, 8:35 am, #248491
Psst, Missy, I believe you and I may possibly have missed the point of Airman’s fine poster. (It was a beach towel, thank you very much...man try to create a legend around here)
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:18 am, #248482
Mr. Gary neglects to mention the towel was a facecloth.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:17 am, #248481
5L and a thanks for giving me the chance to "poke" fun at GaryO.
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 8:51 am, #248459
Yup, like it was yesterday. I too could hold the towel just like that.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2013, 7:28 am, #248457

your first flight...i a**ume?
Greeny - August 7, 2013, 10:37 pm, #248450
I miss those days - heck, my kids miss those days. Truly demotivational. 5L


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: time distance childhood memories irony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 5:46 pm, #257002

Soitenly!
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 1:02 pm, #256995
Shivers too?


the cake is a lie -


TAGS: childhood portal cake day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:38 am, #255618
Ponies apparently...5L freakin' ponies!
Greeny - July 6, 2014, 11:03 pm, #255616
*sniff* beautiful
Greybeard - July 6, 2014, 10:21 pm, #255615
Awsome like always. :)


childhood memories -




i saw mommy kissing santa claus -


TAGS: christmas infidelity childhood shattered
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

maoworks2 - December 21, 2013, 12:46 pm, #251638
Great Stuff, A You Can't Have You're Childhood Back 5L.
GaryO - December 21, 2013, 9:41 am, #251635
BAM! Solid gold.
rerun - December 21, 2013, 8:49 am, #251634

Excellent, not what I expected as I scrolled down.


IN THE DOG HOUSE -


TAGS: divorce childhood dogs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:11 pm, #192692
5L aggy
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:32 am, #192653
LOL, Ice! Side-effects include sweating, salivating, urination, and minor irritation due to insistance on getting breakfast.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:29 am, #192651
It was.
Bartimaeus - September 7, 2010, 1:20 am, #192650
I thought the second "new" was part of the joke, suggesting she had multiple beaus. Still a 5/5
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:18 am, #192649
Anyway, I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV. I have a remedy for your cold. I recommend mouth to twat resuscitation & vigorous chest massage. It may not cure your sniffles but, who cares?
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:11 am, #192648
Oh.... right.... wink wink
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:05 am, #192647
Hey, I just told you I heard.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am, #192646
You were perfecting deep-drilling plugs long before BP ever needed them.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am, #192645
Heard of it? You were my number one customer!
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:03 am, #192644
Yeah, I heard about that Cottontail Ranch thing.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:01 am, #192643
detail - I suck!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:56 am, #192642
And attention to poster datail, apparently.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:51 am, #192641
Great.... I'm directly connected to another slide in employment.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:40 am, #192639
Rumor has it that the brewery may have to temporarily shut down.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:28 am, #192638
I'm guessing the entire west-coast Guinness distributor is going belly-up
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:22 am, #192637
Meanwhile the local Vegas liquor distributor is going broke.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:15 am, #192636
I'm almost feeling better... sniffles almost gone. I'd say one more week.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:13 am, #192635
You really do need a drink.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:12 am, #192634
Indeed... thatks, Ice.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:11 am, #192633
Nyuk, nyuk.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:06 am, #192632
new new? Dammit... I've gotta stop making motifakes when I'm sober.


REALITY -




THE BIG TOP -


TAGS: circus childhood carnival memories
Rating: 4.72/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:27 pm, #188474
That's the side tent where the "other" show is... with the donkey and the 42 year old mexican woman. And a garden hose.
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 11:27 pm, #188473
That rectangular tent is kind of suggestive though... I kid, I kid. 5L
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:24 pm, #188469
No t*** = amsome
Chompers - August 9, 2010, 10:20 pm, #188448
yes, yes, entertain...... That's what I'm doing.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:58 pm, #188442
LMAO! I can't make this stuff up out of thin air!
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:56 pm, #188441
Mooo's been talking in his sleep again, hasn't he...5L


Reminiscing the dreams -




BORN THAT WAY -


TAGS: unicorn club techno g** childhood
Rating: 4.62/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:25 pm, #188368
5L
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 10:18 pm, #188302
LOL! Sort of... I guess. I've heard.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm, #188300
I hear the kids these days enjoy it. Is it anything like snow blowing?
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 9:59 pm, #188296
LOL! Been there, Ice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:43 pm, #188294
Everyone has at least 1 redeeming quality.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:35 pm, #188288
And of course dealing in ecstasy.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 9:29 pm, #188286
Warped Funny 5L


FIRST IT WAS SANTA -


TAGS: childhood disappointments
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 10:53 pm, #234298
Try telling me again that Ernie and Bert were straight. Nice one!
Bull - May 3, 2011, 12:26 am, #217948
um, the guy on the left .. where's his other hand??
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 5:10 pm, #217907

lolz...


LUDWIG VAN -




TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: calendar tough childhood forever mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:16 pm, #233228
But they seem to always have their hands at 10 and 2…first thing learned an apparently last thing forgot. Funny, they putt down the road at 20 mph, but bomb outta the drive in reverse at 50….gotta love the blue hairs
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:53 am, #233157
I respect old people... I just wanted to show that a tough childhood leaves a bad print on entire life of a person.
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:38 pm, #233113
Lol, makes me think of old drivers who (most anyway) suck at driving


THE FIRST FOURTY YEARS - Of a man's childhood are the hardest ...


TAGS: first fourty years childhood man
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 4:35 pm, #235117

lolz
maoworks2 - May 25, 2012, 9:43 am, #235096
You Got That Right.


ALWAYS A CONSEQUENSE -


TAGS: religious childhood upbringing
Rating: 4.44/5

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Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 10:22 am, #220038
5 Amens


Happiness -


TAGS: happiness childhood mothers day
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - May 15, 2013, 9:59 am, #245753
NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!
RobertBrault - May 15, 2013, 8:36 am, #245751
That's okay. I rip 'em off from Jack Handey.
TheSanityInspector - May 14, 2013, 10:29 am, #245731
Thanks! Actually, all my good ones lately are ripped off from Robert Brault.
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 8:27 am, #245730
rather Jack Handeyish. Good'n here. 5L


Bierce's Way of Celebrating Childhood -




EVEN AS A CHILD... - TOC could stop a Timmy in his tracks... Talk to the BAN HAND!




IT TOOK YEARS OF THERAPY - for GreyScorpion to forget that day


TAGS: childhood trauma
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:05 pm, #151245
LMAO!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 8:18 pm, #151204
You need help Airman. I love it.
MightySW - January 8, 2010, 7:43 pm, #151199
SOOOO F*ing funny! 5's
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 7:29 pm, #151193
LMFAO!! I thought those files were sealed!! Dad never did like that dog, sh*tin' everwhere. Felt the same about Mom too :) Well done. thank you
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 6:46 pm, #151192
Incredibly creepy.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 5:52 pm, #151182
ROR!! 5 Dead puppies for you sir


CURIOSITY - If you'll get me outta here, I promise... I'll never ask what the inside of a colon looks like again!




CHILDHOOD - back then it was not creepy that some shut-in wanted you to come in and eat his candy.


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 3.91/5

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CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - Will be revisited in therapy




CHILDHOOD - the time of life when you can lose weight just by taking a bath


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 3.84/5

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CHILDHOOD - The best lessons were learned the hard way!


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 3.62/5

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:20 pm, #153795
this has merit, 5L


SLEEPING BEAUTY - Fairy tales have fascinated our childhood. Real stories have a cold end.




TO THIS DAY - Wit gags at the thought of a Heinz product


TAGS: motifake wit liberation f childhood
Rating: 3.2/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 8:26 pm, #141239
Except the ketchup. I eat that by the barrel!


CHILDHOOD - Even Greybeards go through it... That alone should scare you


TAGS: childhood greybeards
Rating: 3.14/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:58 pm, #230874
Ummmmm...... errrr.... YES!!! exactly that! ... d***
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:49 pm, #230871
Doofussayswhat? 5 poodles
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:47 pm, #230870
I presume your premise is based on the theory that we all grow up at some point?


TIME DOES MATTER - REMEMBER IT!




CHILDHOOD -




Summers past -


TAGS: kids childhood silly fun farts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:31 am, #260691
When my parents weren't around.... too much fun! Luv the walk down memory lane Spacecase!!! 5L
Greeny - April 5, 2015, 12:39 pm, #260671
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah the memories


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