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Childhood Demotivational Poster


INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.92/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...


TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.75/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm
5 wait til your father gets homes


GOOD OL' DAYS -


TAGS: tricycle tag hide and seek childhood fun
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm
Excellent poster Aggy. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:46 am
Gold! 5L
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:42 am
Heh, heh. You funny guy.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Would've been eight hours had your KY not dried up.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Let me guess... you found a peep hole?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:39 am
Awww shucks, I only had 5 hours on the roof of a dive Mexican dance bar.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:36 am
10 fukkin hours today!
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:35 am
You've been out diggin' ditches today, haven't you?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:34 am
Alaska?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:25 am
You obviously didn't grow up in the Valley of the Neverending Sun.


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

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LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am
So very true.


MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood innocence naive love hate
Rating: 4.91/5

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crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
bump
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
That'll help explain why you like your coffee black?
rerun - October 3, 2010, 12:04 pm

this one is being printed on quality paper, put in a frame & on the wall at work.
AdmiralAckbar - September 29, 2010, 12:55 am
oh my god, thank you
autumnspirit - September 29, 2010, 12:51 am
Beautiful!
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
This one should be printed and sent to every political leader in the world!


CHILDHOOD - When you didn't have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.




THE DAY MY CHILDHOOD DIED -


TAGS: childhood death age car adult
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Cyberhagen - May 28, 2011, 12:07 pm
So true!
Master - May 28, 2011, 10:06 am
Got it in one!
ShadowSerpent - May 27, 2011, 12:59 pm
Oh man, I love this one. 5 crying adults. Never grow up, never surrender!
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:06 am
very nice! 5


FIRST WORLD POVERTY -


TAGS: tough childhood
Rating: 4.48/5

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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:34 pm
I always pour for the lady with the jug. Now if Gas chimes in stating she has more than twenty digits, I’ll need to make a run to the liquor store….. or I’ll end up blubbering my guts out in the shower…..
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 8:24 pm

~~~I have brown liquor~~~just don't mistake me for a dude, DUUDDDE~~~
mariand - April 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
OK, guys...check out the forum... Gary, there were times when I've asked myself, why you're so careful?...lol
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yes, or at least participation in the forum thread "I like to know who I'm talking to" made by Porcelina... nudge nudge... Mariand... take note XD No worries, I'll double up and bring 2 for us both... d***
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:54 pm
Yeah, I’m thinkin’ one of those gender thingies would be quite handy ‘bout now…or a few months back….I’m too afraid to search back thru my comments on Mariand’s posters…..need another sh** M0rd? If so, get me one while yer up.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:41 pm
Gary, I'm right there with you, I'm on my way now, pour me a glass so long... Chrissake... Mariand... I am so sorry for thinking you were a female as well...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
Yeah, that might be good…..at least to defuse this Crying Game thing that has taken possession of my frontal lobe…assumptions can be so d***ing at times….sorry pard, total misread
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:10 pm
hahaha... I think it's time to show my face... or to send a PM to Gary
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 5:06 pm
Ahem, well now...make that thank you LADDIE.....I need a drink, NOW
Hawamleh - April 13, 2012, 4:48 pm
he's a dude bro...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:46 am
Thank you, fine Lady
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:35 am
well done Gary


STORY OF YOUR LIFE -




SOME THINGS -


TAGS: childhood imagination to infinity sunwolf
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 7:44 am

awesome...fav'd. my fav collection is basically the AM collection...p'ffft
Greeny - May 19, 2011, 6:06 am
I beg to differ; while I didn't really have a costume to go with my wings,they did allow me to fly... just not very horizontally.
MPsniper - May 19, 2011, 5:07 am
stupid humans: WARNING, costume does not allow you to really fly.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
I never had one ;(
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:13 pm
I did that once - how true it is
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 7:57 pm
Excellent. 5L Airman


CHILDHOOD - You have a new PC, X-Box, TV, games and you're bored We have a new Ball and having the time of our lives


TAGS: tough childhood
Rating: 4.68/5

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TheSanityInspector - June 25, 2013, 3:41 pm
On the other hand, Minesweeper isn't a computer game for him.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 10:14 pm
Thanks, much appreciated
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:02 pm
OOOH, yeah. 5core!


BEYBLADE -


TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


INSTINCT -


TAGS: childhood marriage stupidity is learned
Rating: 4.97/5

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boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L


HEREOS -


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.89/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
Sweet.. Fav'd


REALITY -


TAGS: childhood dreams reality ugly hammy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
Nah My saying Goes More Like "Sobriety, Not even Once"
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:31 pm

meth...not even once.


REALITY -


TAGS: cabinet childhood hide
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
Sure, send them right over :)
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Smokin'! Say, you wouldn't have one of those cabinets, would you? I know a few people who wouldn't be missed.


FORMATIVE -




PAIN -


TAGS: childhood adult
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 8:15 pm
Gawd...some days when I hear someone take some things way too literally or seriously, I just want to chuck their hypersensitive feelings into a woodchipper...
Chrysophase2003 - July 18, 2012, 3:04 pm
Tell that to the children of abusive parents and see if they think it's necessary.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm
Lmao
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:47 am
What the? I became a guest for a minute there. LOL.
- July 17, 2012, 11:45 am
No problem Sho, and well done.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:01 am
A thank you goes to Spacedog for sharing this awesome pic


IN MY DREAMS -


TAGS: calendar childhood fears basement light
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 9:47 am
Back In The 50's We Had A Basement Like That !
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:29 pm
not sure if I'll be able myself now with that image in my head.. ewwwww
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:16 pm
lol, no! with the basement! xD
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:11 pm
thx Greeny
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:10 pm
haha..that's what happens when you're not a native speaker. thx :) actually it was one of my recurrent nightmares as a child
Greeny - March 1, 2012, 9:06 pm
nice one gas
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)


OF COURSE YOU DID IT - You're an only child


TAGS: apes childhood parenting humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - January 8, 2012, 12:52 am

Thanks for the suggestion, but I have no idea what you're referring to. I am a total goober at this, just having a good time.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 8, 2012, 12:50 am
Try wigflip next time, it'll make it look better


CHILDHOOD ON TV -




THE BIG PICTURE -




THE TIME OF MY LIFE -




SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
Amsome, another great one Bone!


INNOCENCE - was eradicated the moment when Jimmy realized another way to use his hands




BACK IN THE DAY -


TAGS: fun childhood games imagination
Rating: 4.75/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:56 am
Would say 10 rounds of Jose Cuervo, but can only give 5, so 5 it is
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
5 sh**s for the old days.


CHILDHOOD TRAUMA - it builds character


TAGS: character childhood trauma rnr
Rating: 2/5

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DADDY - August 18, 2008, 3:25 pm
good trauma


Master Of The Universe -


TAGS: childhood memories growing up change life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 4, 2014, 1:46 am
LoL. :)
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:52 pm
I had a birthday card once with a similar pic saying if this doesn't kill us...mom will!
Greybeard - April 3, 2014, 7:36 am
Thank you. I really liked the foto. Reminds me of my childhood... :)
Reality Lord - April 3, 2014, 7:11 am

real nice. drop this over to motitwist as well. pretty sure they'd love this as well


MISERY -


TAGS: sad childhood
Rating: 4.69/5

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gas - April 10, 2012, 12:27 pm
agree! you should have keep it for the 12th of this calendar Igvernon
lgvernon - April 10, 2012, 10:55 am

Thank you!~
mariand - April 10, 2012, 3:02 am
nice one


MA WOULD BE SO PROUD -


TAGS: childhood trauma eharmony
Rating: 4.58/5

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Ragnar - May 10, 2012, 6:26 pm
HEY...I gotz one just like that :-)... we are "special"


CHILDHOOD - When every day has some magic in it


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 4.15/5

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SWEET CHILD O' MINE -


TAGS: dreams fantasy love childhood memory
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 6, 2013, 9:42 pm
Great music. To bad their ego's got in the way of their creativity. I was on the east-west German boarder from 85-89 during thier heyday.
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 11:46 am

This one takes me back to summer '87. 5Ls in the Paradise City


MOMMY DEAREST -




STAND BY ME -




HIDE AND SEEK -




MY BABYSITTER -


TAGS: childhood luck love herpes
Rating: 4.97/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:22 am

and she was what, 16? she knew what she was doing
suenero - November 24, 2010, 10:03 am
The law in my neck of the woods stated that kids had to be 13 to stay home alone. So I got to see her in her panties while I hit puberty. Lucky me.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:36 am

a babysitter at age 10? You must have been a bad kid
suenero - November 24, 2010, 9:15 am
Reminds me when I was 10, of my babysitter, who walked around in her panties because she thought I was too young to notice. She was so wrong. 5L's
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:45 am
5 Casbahs


HAPPINESS AND CYANIDE -




GROWING PAINS -




CHILDHOOD - when protection meant wearing a helmet, war was only a card game and the only drug you knew was cough medicine.


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 4.58/5

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Sound - March 28, 2010, 3:55 pm
thanks, I'm still kinda new to this so its home-run or miss with me
LogicDude - March 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Quick story about "protection": My son is playing Little League and has to wear a cup "So you won't get hurt son"...1st Baseman takes a line drive to the elbow and crumples...EVERY kid in the dugout asks, "Was he wearing his cup?" All the Dads LOL'd!!!
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:52 am
Wow. Beautiful 5
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 10:04 am
Well Done! 5L
spacedog - March 14, 2010, 10:33 pm
Very nice Sound, 5Ls. I like the way you've maintained girls anonymity.


CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES -




THE BIGGEST LOSER -




VIRTUAL REALITY -


TAGS: gamers childhood airplane imagination happiness
Rating: 4.14/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:39 pm
HA! At least your not bragging about a wii, GS. 5Ls Aggy.
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
pffft, my playstation is like my american express card...5L..never put on my pants with out it


PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers


TAGS: this looks a lot like my childhood cat max and really hits me
Rating: 3.69/5

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Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:37 am
THE LEFTOVERS If you can't figure out how to open the fridge door, you might as well use them to frame the dog.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Nice work CpnKangaroo.


CHILDHOOD -




CHILDHOOD DREAMS - ever since she was little she wanted to be a plant


TAGS: eyebrows plant childhood dreams
Rating: 1.82/5

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rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:35 pm

Hey Face, you know this chick?


SILENCE -


TAGS: childhood is fleeting
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:20 pm
More of a spicy alloy taste... if what I've heard from Naru is true.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 11:17 pm
The name Tartimaeus makes me sound like a wh***. And everyone knows that the Chinese taste of Soy sauce.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:13 pm
Really? Mine were always like a ramen seasoning packet.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:08 pm
Besides Aggy everybody knows that Chinese kids taste like cat.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
Ok, Tartimaeus.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 11:04 pm
Last I checked my word was plural...and spelled with "t." T!
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:55 pm
Come on, Bart... we all know you meant "boy"
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
What? The only other good rhymes I could think of were "bled" or "fed" and the sentences that went with those were gross.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:33 pm
LOL TTH!!! (I think Bart has shared too much)
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:25 pm
Chinese toys taste like lead,
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
My johnson has gone from flesh-tone to red.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:06 pm
Atop the slide, I'm getting head.


REFLECTION -


TAGS: childhood tree house
Rating: 4.84/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:27 pm
Wow that 5ting5.


BACK DOOR DELIVERY -


TAGS: tough childhood calendar birth ****tyassworld
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - April 13, 2012, 11:03 am
don't you love grandkids.. I got 4 myself.. but none on the immediate horizon
SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:17 pm
Back-door delivery is possible with back-door fertilization. Or are you telling me a hundred pr** flicks are doing something wrong?
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 8:35 pm
All a pleasure. Your grandkid? That is just awesome, just to think in a few years you can show them this pic :)
Greeny - April 12, 2012, 8:33 pm
Thanks - and that's grandbaby #5 in the oven there...
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:39 pm
I've been waiting for this one to come out so I can give it a 5L Greeny, excellent job


DIVORCE -


TAGS: start up left down childhood
Rating: 4.6/5

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Bovee - August 2, 2010, 3:26 pm
face it she'd take all that **** to.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:41 pm
You don't bring me flowers...anymore. 5L


OBJECTION -


TAGS: divorce marriage stepmom childhood bikini
Rating: 4.58/5

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Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:49 am
Amsome aggy!
forseti - July 20, 2010, 9:12 am
tagged with "bikini"?? lol
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
Kept freezing up, too.
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:48 am
The Ex-Box was loose and stretch out anyways
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am
And she has a PS#, beause daddy got rid of the ex-box.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:41 am
LOL!!!
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:40 am
Sit down! New Mommy is younger and can play with you more
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:26 am

omg....nice


EPIPHANY - That unexpected moment when unheeded advice meets first-hand experience




And Dad was a hero not a human -


TAGS: childhood zusak
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2013, 8:35 am
Psst, Missy, I believe you and I may possibly have missed the point of Airman’s fine poster. (It was a beach towel, thank you very much...man try to create a legend around here)
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:18 am
Mr. Gary neglects to mention the towel was a facecloth.
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:17 am
5L and a thanks for giving me the chance to "poke" fun at GaryO.
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 8:51 am
Yup, like it was yesterday. I too could hold the towel just like that.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2013, 7:28 am

your first flight...i a**ume?
Greeny - August 7, 2013, 10:37 pm
I miss those days - heck, my kids miss those days. Truly demotivational. 5L


be a kid as long as you can -


TAGS: childhood adulthood joehill
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 29, 2014, 6:11 am
...where do I submit my resignation from adulthood, anyway? 5'd and faved.


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: time distance childhood memories irony
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 12, 2014, 5:46 pm

Soitenly!
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 1:02 pm
Shivers too?


the cake is a lie -


TAGS: childhood portal cake day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:38 am
Ponies apparently...5L freakin' ponies!
Greeny - July 6, 2014, 11:03 pm
*sniff* beautiful
Greybeard - July 6, 2014, 10:21 pm
Awsome like always. :)


childhood memories -




i saw mommy kissing santa claus -


TAGS: christmas infidelity childhood shattered
Rating: 4.85/5

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maoworks2 - December 21, 2013, 12:46 pm
Great Stuff, A You Can't Have You're Childhood Back 5L.
GaryO - December 21, 2013, 9:41 am
BAM! Solid gold.
rerun - December 21, 2013, 8:49 am

Excellent, not what I expected as I scrolled down.


IN THE DOG HOUSE -


TAGS: divorce childhood dogs
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 3:11 pm
5L aggy
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:32 am
LOL, Ice! Side-effects include sweating, salivating, urination, and minor irritation due to insistance on getting breakfast.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:29 am
It was.
Bartimaeus - September 7, 2010, 1:20 am
I thought the second "new" was part of the joke, suggesting she had multiple beaus. Still a 5/5
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:18 am
Anyway, I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV. I have a remedy for your cold. I recommend mouth to twat resuscitation & vigorous chest massage. It may not cure your sniffles but, who cares?
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:11 am
Oh.... right.... wink wink
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:05 am
Hey, I just told you I heard.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am
You were perfecting deep-drilling plugs long before BP ever needed them.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:04 am
Heard of it? You were my number one customer!
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 1:03 am
Yeah, I heard about that Cottontail Ranch thing.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:01 am
detail - I suck!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:56 am
And attention to poster datail, apparently.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:51 am
Great.... I'm directly connected to another slide in employment.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:40 am
Rumor has it that the brewery may have to temporarily shut down.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:28 am
I'm guessing the entire west-coast Guinness distributor is going belly-up
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:22 am
Meanwhile the local Vegas liquor distributor is going broke.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:15 am
I'm almost feeling better... sniffles almost gone. I'd say one more week.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:13 am
You really do need a drink.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:12 am
Indeed... thatks, Ice.
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 12:11 am
Nyuk, nyuk.
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:06 am
new new? Dammit... I've gotta stop making motifakes when I'm sober.


THE BIG TOP -


TAGS: circus childhood carnival memories
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's the side tent where the "other" show is... with the donkey and the 42 year old mexican woman. And a garden hose.
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 11:27 pm
That rectangular tent is kind of suggestive though... I kid, I kid. 5L
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
No t*** = amsome
Chompers - August 9, 2010, 10:20 pm
yes, yes, entertain...... That's what I'm doing.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:58 pm
LMAO! I can't make this stuff up out of thin air!
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:56 pm
Mooo's been talking in his sleep again, hasn't he...5L


REALITY -




Reminiscing the dreams -




BORN THAT WAY -


TAGS: unicorn club techno g** childhood
Rating: 4.64/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:25 pm
5L
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Sort of... I guess. I've heard.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
I hear the kids these days enjoy it. Is it anything like snow blowing?
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
LOL! Been there, Ice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:43 pm
Everyone has at least 1 redeeming quality.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
And of course dealing in ecstasy.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 9:29 pm
Warped Funny 5L


FIRST IT WAS SANTA -


TAGS: childhood disappointments
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 10:53 pm
Try telling me again that Ernie and Bert were straight. Nice one!
Bull - May 3, 2011, 12:26 am
um, the guy on the left .. where's his other hand??
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 5:10 pm

lolz...


LUDWIG VAN -




TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: calendar tough childhood forever mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:16 pm
But they seem to always have their hands at 10 and 2…first thing learned an apparently last thing forgot. Funny, they putt down the road at 20 mph, but bomb outta the drive in reverse at 50….gotta love the blue hairs
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:53 am
I respect old people... I just wanted to show that a tough childhood leaves a bad print on entire life of a person.
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:38 pm
Lol, makes me think of old drivers who (most anyway) suck at driving


THE FIRST FOURTY YEARS - Of a man's childhood are the hardest ...


TAGS: first fourty years childhood man
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 25, 2012, 4:35 pm

lolz
maoworks2 - May 25, 2012, 9:43 am
You Got That Right.


ALWAYS A CONSEQUENSE -


TAGS: religious childhood upbringing
Rating: 4.44/5

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Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 10:22 am
5 Amens


Happiness -


TAGS: happiness childhood mothers day
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - May 15, 2013, 9:59 am
NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!
RobertBrault - May 15, 2013, 8:36 am
That's okay. I rip 'em off from Jack Handey.
TheSanityInspector - May 14, 2013, 10:29 am
Thanks! Actually, all my good ones lately are ripped off from Robert Brault.
GaryO - May 14, 2013, 8:27 am
rather Jack Handeyish. Good'n here. 5L


Bierce's Way of Celebrating Childhood -




EVEN AS A CHILD... - TOC could stop a Timmy in his tracks... Talk to the BAN HAND!




IT TOOK YEARS OF THERAPY - for GreyScorpion to forget that day


TAGS: childhood trauma
Rating: 4.18/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
LMAO!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
You need help Airman. I love it.
MightySW - January 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
SOOOO F*ing funny! 5's
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
LMFAO!! I thought those files were sealed!! Dad never did like that dog, sh*tin' everwhere. Felt the same about Mom too :) Well done. thank you
MrRandom - January 8, 2010, 6:46 pm
Incredibly creepy.
Faceplant31 - January 8, 2010, 5:52 pm
ROR!! 5 Dead puppies for you sir


CURIOSITY - If you'll get me outta here, I promise... I'll never ask what the inside of a colon looks like again!




CHILDHOOD - back then it was not creepy that some shut-in wanted you to come in and eat his candy.


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 3.91/5

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CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - Will be revisited in therapy




CHILDHOOD - the time of life when you can lose weight just by taking a bath


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 3.84/5

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CHILDHOOD - The best lessons were learned the hard way!


TAGS: childhood
Rating: 3.62/5

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:20 pm
this has merit, 5L


SLEEPING BEAUTY - Fairy tales have fascinated our childhood. Real stories have a cold end.




TO THIS DAY - Wit gags at the thought of a Heinz product


TAGS: motifake wit liberation f childhood
Rating: 3.2/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 8:26 pm
Except the ketchup. I eat that by the barrel!


CHILDHOOD - Even Greybeards go through it... That alone should scare you


TAGS: childhood greybeards
Rating: 3.14/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:58 pm
Ummmmm...... errrr.... YES!!! exactly that! ... d***
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:49 pm
Doofussayswhat? 5 poodles
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:47 pm
I presume your premise is based on the theory that we all grow up at some point?


TIME DOES MATTER - REMEMBER IT!




CHILDHOOD -




Summers past -


TAGS: kids childhood silly fun farts
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:31 am
When my parents weren't around.... too much fun! Luv the walk down memory lane Spacecase!!! 5L
Greeny - April 5, 2015, 12:39 pm
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah the memories


Memories -


TAGS: memory childhood toys
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 2, 2016, 11:10 pm
Yes! Until your ears ring!!
Bandit5906 - October 2, 2016, 7:58 pm
Me too Silverheart! Rock against rock, though!
Silverheart - October 2, 2016, 2:06 pm

Ring caps, good. Roll caps, gooder. A roll of roll caps, a rock against concrete and I was set.
MissPriss - October 2, 2016, 11:58 am
Have the scar to prove I had a great childhood. A toothpick small pebble and my finger...pow memories lol.
JesusWept - October 2, 2016, 11:06 am
I once set fire to a whole pack deliberately. Oh, memories :D
Aurielius - October 2, 2016, 10:27 am
I even remember the day my spare rings caught fire in my book bag while at school. chuckles.


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